Monday, June 5, 2017

The Doll's Eye

If only Hadley had done a little bit of horror reading.

For example, if you find a mysterious dollhouse in an attic, remain calm. DO NOT PLAY WITH IT. This is a lesson I learned when I first read-


And also, if you find some dolls that look really cute, but seem a little obsessed with YOUR EYES, then it's probably best to get rid of them. I learned that when I read-


If Hadley had read these two books, then maybe she wouldn't have ended up in her own doll-centered horror story:


This is why books about Creepy Dolls are so vital- they educate us! If you don't learn how to take precautions and interact properly with questionable antique playthings, you might die.

Don't say I didn't warn you.



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