The Shirts That Launched a War (Someday)

7th grade girl: "I love The Little Mermaid! I have like three Ariel shirts at home!

Me: "I have four."

7th grade girl: "Are you trying to start a Little Mermaid war with me?! Because I'll GO! I mean, not today because I'm, like, really tired, but any other time I'll GO!"

Interactions like this are why I love working in a middle school.